1. |
ballad of cool ricky
02:42
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one, two, three, four
well let me tell you just twice this week
i went to bed and i couldn't sleep
i tried coffee and it didn't help me
i guess i don't know what i need yeah
bah bah bah bah bah
i can't count any higher than four but
i could tell you that there were more
maybe a hundred outside my door but
i can't count any more than four yeah
bah bah bah bah bah
got hungry but i couldn't eat
got tired now i can sleep
have a smoke and call the cops
doesn't matter cause i'm that cool yeah
bah bah bah bah bah
my friends said to meet in an hour
i dress clean and i always shower
i wait till they're already there
i put my hat on cause i got no hair yeah
bah bah bah bah bah
when i talk i always rhyme
give you a dollar if you got a dime
i might be broke but i have some cents
spark it let's go again yeah
bah bah bah bah bah
ballad of cool ricky
ballad of cool ricky
ballad of cool ricky
ballad of cool ricky
ballad of cool ricky
ballad of cool ricky
ballad of cool ricky
ballad of cool ricky
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2. |
rich (yeah, yeah)
01:57
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ahhhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah
yeah
yeah
my head's spinnin
when i dream
yeah
tossin round
in my sleep
yeah
i smoked some pot
but it don't help me
yeah
got murdered
didn't do anything
yeah
yayayayayayaya
yeah
uh
yeah
i buy my bread
at the bakery
yeah
cost me a hundred and eighty-three
yeah
they say i'm not
living large
no
but my rolex says
it's time to go home
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
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3. |
steve is my best friend
02:37
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steve is my best friend
even though he doesn't know it
steve is my best friend
even though he doesn't show it
when i'm walking down the street
i'm walking around with steve
when i'm drinking in the shower
he's picking me some flowers
oh steve is my best friend
even though he doesn't know it
alright, hit it steve
SOLO
when there were four scary riders
i was with steve
when they took down those towers
i was with steve
when they shut off our power
i was with steve
when i'm sitting here for hours
i'm sitting here with steve
oh steve is my best friend
even though he doesn't know it
yeah steve is my best friend
even though he doesn't show it
oh steve is my best friend
even though he doesn't know it
yeah steve is my best friend
even though he doesn't show it
yeah steve is my best friend
even though he doesn't know it
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4. |
spider in the shower
02:09
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there's a spider in the shower
guess i'm not getting clean
there's a spider the shower
hope he don't bite me
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5. |
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he's the boy
with the electric face
looks to take on the human race
he met a girl
with long black hair
shaved it off now she don't care
he lost his job
burnin gas
now he's walking round chasin her ass
she teases him
in her car
she fuckin kills it when she plays guitar
yeah
SOLO
he's a boy
with the electric face
savior of the human race
and she's a girl who got no hair
she could kill you with her fuckin stare
he's a boy
with the electric face
savior of the human race
and she's a girl who got no hair
she could kill you with her fuckin stare
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6. |
i'm a man
02:07
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well my middle name is fitzpatrick
but my family calls me johnny
my fans all say i'm jfk
but only in the usa
i'm a family man
with some crystal meth in my hand
i'm a family man
with some girl's ass in my hand
my middle name is milhouse
and everybody hates me
my fans remember spot the dog
but only in the usa
i'm a republican
with some kid's throat in my hand
i'm a republican
with some guy's dick in my hand
next up
hey
i'm lbj
one of the biggest dicks in the usa
i step on everything below me
i killed jfk with the cia
i'm a republican
trying to look like a family man
i'm a republican
show you my schlong in the can
lalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalala
i'm a man
with the whole world in my hand
i'm a man
three piece suit
i'm a man
whole world in my hand
i'm a man
wall street in my band
i'm a man
whole world in my hand
i'm a man
walk on you if i can
i'm a man
kill you if i can
i'm a man
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7. |
all my friends
01:31
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all my friends
i'm with my friends
but they don't really know me
bout time somebody told me
there are my friends
my friends
steve and meat man
but i haven't seen them
in awhile
my friends
like to go to the bars
get drunk and drive our cars (on the couch) yeah
eat acid and go to the movies (watch tv)
chase ourselves a little booty
for awhile
this was alright
but after awhile
it's something you need
every
night
do do
dodododo
do do
dodododo
do do
dodododo
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8. |
521
01:50
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it's 5 to 1
he's having fun
fell asleep in his hometown bedroom
woke up in a fantasy
and he pretends
all the people there like him
but he knows
they don't care
it's 5 to 1
she's having fun
she met him in a walmart parking lot
she thinks that he's the one
and she pretends
that he's so special
but she knows
that she doesn't care
it's 5 to 1
they're all having fun
everybody's there
everybody's a square
yeah it's five to one
yeah it's five on one
yeah it's five to one
yeah it's always five to one
yeah it's five to one
yeah it's five on one
yeah it's five to one
yeah it's always five to one
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9. |
trudy
01:33
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flying out from new york city
landed in la
i beat up all the poser kids
trying to be like me
and i don't wanna go
and i don't wanna stay
hey hey
hey hey
hey hey
3 am i feel shitty
i think i drank all day
i pissed in the la river
i hate everybody
and i don't wanna go
and i don't wanna stay
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
fuck everybody
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i hate this fuckin city
ayyyyyyyyyyohhhhhhhah
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10. |
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i wish i had a washer machine
or even a dryer
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11. |
i'm walking downtown
01:45
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north side walking downtown
i hear the people
i hear the street
i'm so tired but there's so much to see
the kids are laughing
laughing at me
i hear their parents saying,
we need to leave
i don't even know what to do anymore
i'm walking downtown (in the city)
seeing the sights downtown (in the city)
i can't afford to do this anymore
i 'm walking downtown
seeing my friends downtown
i have no money
i'd like a beer
i see my friend steve
he's got a beer
i go over
i'm so thirsty
we drink some beer
and get nasty
i'm too drunk to be here right now
i'm leaving downtown
north side leaving downtown
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12. |
steve has the clap
01:48
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steve has chlamydia
even though he doesn't know it
steve has chlamydia
even though he doesn't show it
got a call around three
some girl looking for steve
she said it hurts when she pees
and it was definitely steve
steve has chlamydia
even though he doesn't know it
steve has chlamydia
even though he doesn't show it
alright
steve has chlamydia
even though he doesn't know it
steve has chlamydia
even though he doesn't show it
steve has chlamydia
even though he doesn't know it
steve has chlamydia
even though he doesn't show it
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13. |
don't go to college
01:50
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don't go to college
it's a waste of knowledge
gonna rob you blind
make you lose your mind, yeah
save your money punk
i got my brains on jupiter
but you're all still stupider
forgot the last four years
in a night
forgot the last four years
in a night
don't go to college
i am the meat man
i am the meat man
don't go to college
i am the meat man
i am the meat man
i am the meat man
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14. |
haunted house
02:10
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my house is haunted by a ghost
someone really old
and i think that he thinks that i'm stupid
no one really knows
if i have a ghost
but i swear that i just heard something
now it might just be the weed
or staying up late past 3
but the walls never talked back to me this way
in front of my tv
he said something to me
he said that i don't know anything
SOLO
now it's quarter to four
there's some knocking at the door
but it's open and i don't see anyone
i see my neighbor jp
says he can hear my tv
and i think that i smoked too much this time
i think i might have seen a ghost
someone i used to know
but now we're cool
we're cool
we're cool
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15. |
all my friends 2
01:53
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all my friends
i'm with my friends
and i'm so glad to see them
cause i haven't seen them
in a while
my friends
steve and meat man
i hope i don't have to feed them
tonight
my friends to go the bars
talk about ghosts in the dark
drinking with kids at the park
wondering where we are
i'm with my friends
my friends
oh
kill it steve
alright, meat man
my friends
my friends
my friends
i wanna thank all my friends for making this album happen
i love you guys
thank you steve, thank you meat man, thank you booboo
i love you all
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